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Stop Smacking by Sergeant-McFluffers Stop Smacking by Sergeant-McFluffers
I hate it when people smack their food. It annoys the hell out of me.

1) Noone wants to see what you are eating. That is disgusting
2) That smacking noise is annoying as hell to listen to.
3) Smacking your food like some animal is just rude as hell IMO. Learn some fuggin table manners for pete sake.

And to answer some peoples questions that may disagree

Q: If you can't stand the smacking than leave the room.

A: If you insist on eating like an animal than go outside away from society and do so.

Q: But I am sick and my nose is stuffy and I can't breath. I kinda can't help but to chew with my mouth open at the moment.

A: Well, then...... I suppose your excused from this then ^^;

Q: But it makes the food taste better

A: Believe it or not, I got that from alot of people. But, if you insist on eating like an animal than go outside away from others and do so >(

My point, smacking your food like a damn cat or dog = NO. You got lips, keep the damned things closed when you eat.

If you feel insulted by this whole thing, than my apologies, but the smacking needs to stop. Seriously :/
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Elfen-Lied-Lover-357 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
what I say to people who don't chew with their mouths closed: miku (fuck youz) 
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CherubFeet Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I find it hard to close my mouth while eating, which is why I don't do it in front of people.
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DarkEcoFreak3 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AGREED! How would it make the food taste better? Dumb people make dumb excuses I guess
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Shiinrai Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
UGH! YES! I just typed in "I chew with my mouth closed stamp" in the deviantart search bar, and this popped up! XD Great stamp. I feel like im the only person I know in real life that doesnt open their mouth once while eating except to take another bite xD
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RoyalDarkAngel Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
Agreed...
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MetaMario9 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2011   Traditional Artist
THIS! TOTALLY THIS!

One of my brothers does this at the table. It frustrates me so much that I feel like tearing out his jaw because it annoys me so badly X(

I'm probably over-exaggerating, but it's true!
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Absolutely disgusting. I have to leave the room when someone does it for fear of wanting to punch them. Other pet peeves: talking with food in your mouth, pushing food on to the fork or spoon with a finger, and scraping the plate, especially to get every last morsel. Just thinking about it makes my blood boil.
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Sergeant-McFluffers Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011
Me too. It makes me want to punch them. And my dad is guilty with the scraping. I can't stand the scraping.
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Bohemian-Anime-Chick Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So happy somebody else feels the same way~<3 No matter how close someone is to me, simply seeing(but especially hearing) that makes me really want to punch them.
Thankfully that hasn't happened

yet.
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Sergeant-McFluffers Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011
Makes me want to punch them too. So hard to resist the urge.
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frostheart29 Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
In my family (and in Polish culture in general, I think), chewing with your mouth open and smacking your lips is considered extremely disgusting and pig-like; you'll be told to stop as soon as someone notices it. xD
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Sergeant-McFluffers Featured By Owner May 8, 2011
I wish it was like that here. I tell someone to stop and they smack harder. They think it makes the food taste better. I call bull. It's a disgusting habit.
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frostheart29 Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Sweet Jesus, how does that make the food taste better? o_o
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Sergeant-McFluffers Featured By Owner May 8, 2011
I have no clue.
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kitsunekeyblader Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
THIS!
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TimeAgentAvril Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010  Student Writer
ugh, Chewing with mouth open is my NUMBER ONE HATE! I have to stop myself shouting or hitting someone at dinner time when my sisters are eating :rage:
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The-whist-hound Featured By Owner May 6, 2010
Thank you! I absolutely hates it when people smacks.... It gives me the creeps, to the point im almost ready to leave the room, we have a couple of girls in the class that does it... and just ewww xD

On a side note; the reason people say the food taste better when they do it, is because they "taste" it as much with their smell as with taste buds :)
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Sergeant-McFluffers Featured By Owner May 6, 2010
I am that same way. I can't stand it. The sounds irks me and I would have to leave the room.
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The-whist-hound Featured By Owner May 6, 2010
I'm so lucky that the rest of the class are in the same meaning as me, and they dont mind promply telling them to close their mouth.... with an effect of circa 5 min xD
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Sergeant-McFluffers Featured By Owner May 6, 2010
I wish people here were like that. I feel like I am the only one in school that hates smacking.
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The-whist-hound Featured By Owner May 7, 2010
They are probably to "polite" to tell them :)
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MadModesty Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2010  Student Digital Artist
thanks for this! it's one of the single most annoying things out there.
and as for " Q: If you can't stand the smacking than leave the room. " , it mostly happens in a tram, bus, metro, diner, ... so. yeah. >_>;
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Sergeant-McFluffers Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2010
Yeah, I can't stand hearing people smack.
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FurryTerra92 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2010
Oh god, everyone on my dad's side of the family does that.__.
It's friggin annoyingXD
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Quasar-Mouse Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2008
:D Agreed. I can't imagine why anyone would want to do that.
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AniDragon Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Eh heh. Guilty. I do honestly TRY to chew with my mouth closed, especially in public, but it's also a habit, and like any habit, it's hard to break.
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Destynd Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2008
My brother does it all the time.

I want to punch him in the face. -__-
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