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Stop Smacking by Sergeant-McFluffers Stop Smacking by Sergeant-McFluffers
I hate it when people smack their food. It annoys the hell out of me.

1) Noone wants to see what you are eating. That is disgusting
2) That smacking noise is annoying as hell to listen to.
3) Smacking your food like some animal is just rude as hell IMO. Learn some fuggin table manners for pete sake.

And to answer some peoples questions that may disagree

Q: If you can't stand the smacking than leave the room.

A: If you insist on eating like an animal than go outside away from society and do so.

Q: But I am sick and my nose is stuffy and I can't breath. I kinda can't help but to chew with my mouth open at the moment.

A: Well, then...... I suppose your excused from this then ^^;

Q: But it makes the food taste better

A: Believe it or not, I got that from alot of people. But, if you insist on eating like an animal than go outside away from others and do so >(

My point, smacking your food like a damn cat or dog = NO. You got lips, keep the damned things closed when you eat.

If you feel insulted by this whole thing, than my apologies, but the smacking needs to stop. Seriously :/
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Elfen-Lied-Lover-357 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
what I say to people who don't chew with their mouths closed: miku (fuck youz) 
CherubFeet Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I find it hard to close my mouth while eating, which is why I don't do it in front of people.
DarkEcoFreak3 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AGREED! How would it make the food taste better? Dumb people make dumb excuses I guess
animaldeathnote Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
UGH! YES! I just typed in "I chew with my mouth closed stamp" in the deviantart search bar, and this popped up! XD Great stamp. I feel like im the only person I know in real life that doesnt open their mouth once while eating except to take another bite xD
RoyalDarkAngel Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
MetaMario9 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2011   Traditional Artist

One of my brothers does this at the table. It frustrates me so much that I feel like tearing out his jaw because it annoys me so badly X(

I'm probably over-exaggerating, but it's true!
Absolutely disgusting. I have to leave the room when someone does it for fear of wanting to punch them. Other pet peeves: talking with food in your mouth, pushing food on to the fork or spoon with a finger, and scraping the plate, especially to get every last morsel. Just thinking about it makes my blood boil.
Sergeant-McFluffers Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011
Me too. It makes me want to punch them. And my dad is guilty with the scraping. I can't stand the scraping.
Bohemian-Anime-Chick Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So happy somebody else feels the same way~<3 No matter how close someone is to me, simply seeing(but especially hearing) that makes me really want to punch them.
Thankfully that hasn't happened

Sergeant-McFluffers Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011
Makes me want to punch them too. So hard to resist the urge.
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